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RATING
9.139
(Top 98.0%)
VOTES
712
CITY
CityOfSpeedos
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
16 / Female / Straight
HEIGHT
5'6"   (168 cm)
STATUS
Engaged
SMOKE / DRINK
No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
5/22/2008
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm PollyPissyPants                         # 1372 Hottest Girl
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PollyPissyPants


Interests and Questions
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

Nouns, verbs, pronouns, adverbs, adjectives. I also like to do science experiments with ketchup. Llamas, emu, and ostriches are straight pimp! Legalize prostitution!!!!!!!
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Buy 300,000 dozen eggs and make a huge omelet. Who wouldn't want a 300,000 egg omelet, come on! The cost, of course includes gas, big ass skillet, cooking spray and things to go in the omelet. Jeez.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

A strong sense of smell is a MUST. He must like to stop, drop and roll also. I like a man with BO that smells like strawberries and puppy breath.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

Phil Anselmo. Phil Anselmo. Phil Anselmo... I want an Electrolux kitchen and a Kohler Watertile shower. I also want to own every Reef flip flop ever made.
FAVOURITE QUOTE

“The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?”
FINAL WORDS

16 + 13 + 9 - 1. 6 X 7 + 5 - 10... 37 x 1. Math <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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Comments
disoriented
Says on: 11/18/2008 8:18:00 AM
haha too cute nish. <3 u
limpnoodlz
Says on: 11/14/2008 1:12:00 PM
NISH NISH NISH NISH NIIIIISSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!! I misserz youz!!
marajawna
Says on: 11/13/2008 4:42:00 PM
he's my brother
HeyGirlHey
Says on: 11/6/2008 11:51:00 AM
Ahah! I lol'd :P
SuaSponte
Says on: 10/24/2008 12:57:00 PM
*lurks on your profile*
volcom831
Says on: 10/24/2008 12:37:00 PM
you see me creepin, you hatin'
kami_21
Says on: 10/22/2008 8:30:00 PM
snoop snoops snoop away! <3