INTERESTS   

smooth_assed_phillipino_boys, strap-ons, barbed_wire, gay_porn, kitchen_utensils, blowup_sheep, submissive feminine men with small cocks, russian_midget_porn, whips, chains, rubber, large hairy women with toenail fetishes, old men with bladder problems, Gerbils, hamsters, huge_clits, cheesegraters, i love when a man can deepthroat a horse, tuck ur cock back n show me ur pretty mangina, morbidly obese guys pissing on their own face,

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

I love children, especially when they cry, because then someone takes them away.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the freezer

NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

I've been looking for a guy like you - not you, but a guy like you

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

If life were fair, George Bush would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'

FAVOURITE QUOTE

Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

FINAL WORDS

MSN: velvet.rope (at) live dot com - if you just add me without sending a message you will be blocked. If I dont know you, you will be blocked.